The Boy has Taste.

I'm always surprised by how discriminating a little bird can be. These are the first 5 Rules of Rex.

1. Red bell peppers are superior to green bell peppers.
2. Strawberry flavored medicine = good. Piña colada flavored medicine = evil.
3. Never wake up before 10:30am.
4. Being awake past 9pm is a good reason to be cranky.
   
5. The sound of a plastic bag in ANY form is a great excuse to sing loudly, puff up, and dance.